Sunday, 4 December 2011

Nice Sardar Joke (In Hindi)

4 sardaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola.
1 bhi customer nahi aaya ..
Kyun..?
petrol pump was on 1st floor..
Chal ek aur
... Fir charo ne usi floor pe restuarent khola.
1 bhi customer nahi..
Kyu..?
petrol pump ka board nahi hataya..
Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi.
Kyu..?
2 sardar aage and 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the..
Chal ek aur
Taxi
kharab ho gayi.
Charo ne khub dhakka lagaya.
but taxi wahi ki wahi.
Kyu..?
2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the..
Chal ek aur
Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko
kidnap kiya.
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le ke aa.
warna tujhe maar denge.
Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye.
Kyu..?
bachhe ka baap bhi sardar tha..

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