A jobless guy applied at Microsoft as a cleaning service. After a test(cleaning toilet, etc.), the HR informed him that he's got the job and asked for his email address for the letter of appointment and other documents.
The guy said "I don't have a computer, leave alone an email address". The HR then informed him that without email address he virtually does not exist, so Microsoft cannot employ him.
Disappointed, he left the building. He had only $10 in his pocket.
He then went to a nearby market and bought 10Kg of potatoes. Then he went to the neigbourhood and sold the potatos door to door. After two hours, he managed to sell all the potatoes at 100% profit. He repeated the exercise again and each times he gained 100% profit thus doubling his capital.
He realized he can survive this way.
He seriously got involved in this business. With some variety of commodities(creativity) plus hard work he managed to expand his business.
He then bought a car for distributing the stuff. Within 5 years, his business become a giant door-to-door market service wherein people could buy fresh vegies and fruits at their doorstep.
The guy then started to think about his future and his family. He wanted to buy an insurance for himself, so he called on an insurance agent. After sales agreement, the insurance agent asked the guy,his email address for future contacts.
He replied "I don't have a computer, leave alone an email address".
The insurance agent then said "That's very pathetic. You own a giant business, but yet do not have an email address. Imagine what you can do if you have a computer and an email address".
The man answered "I would have been a Microsoft's cleaning service guy".
Lessons to learn:
1. Without Internet or email, you still can survive and become a millionaire if you work hard.
2. You need an email address if you want to work in Microsoft.
3. Because you received this email, there is a higher chance that you become a cleaner rather than a millionaire.
Arjun being disillusioned & Krishna trying to clear that
disillusionment...
Krishna : Apne se badon ke email ka aadar samman
karna seekho, Arjun.
Arjun : Main apne hi kul ke aadarniya logon ko JUNK
EMAIL kaise bhej sakta hoon, Vasudev ?
Krishna : Is samay yeh tumhare mitra ya shatru nahi
hain Paarth. Vey kreview mail-users hain. Isliye Net-dharm ka paalan karo. Login karo our bhejo junk mail by the dozen
yahi tumhara kartavya hai aur yahee tumhara dharm hai.
Arjun : Hey Muraree! ise dekh kar to lagata hai mein
software industry hee chhod doon.
Krishna : Vats tum mohmaya mein fass gaye ho. Is
jagat mein na koi tumhara hai, na tum kisi ke ho. tum se
pahle bhee ye junk mail thee or tumhare baad bhee rahegee. Is mohmaya se ooper utho, karm karo. Dhanadhan junk mail bhejo.
Arjun : Kintu, iska parinam kya hoga, hey Devaki nandan ?
Krishna : Vijay ya parajay tumhare vash mein nahi hai.
Issliye parinam ke bare mien sochna band kar do. Tumhe Guru Dronacharya ne junk-shastra ki siksha dee hai use nasht mat hone do...
Arjun : Hey Keshav, Junk mail ka system se kya connection hai ?
Krishna : Junk mail junk mail hi hai, iska hardware se koi naata nahin. Haan yeh alag baat hain ki woh System ko overload kardeta hain.. Disk bhar deta hain.. Tumhara kaam iske baarein mein sochna nahin hain..Jis tarah se aatma ek sharir ko chod kar doosre mein pravesh karti hai,usi tarah se junk mail bhi system to system travel karta hai.
Arjun : Junk mail ki paribhasha kya hai?
Krishna : Isse na agni jala sakti hai, na varun bhiga
sakti hai, na hi yeh jeeta ja sakta hai na hi haaraya ja sakta hai. Isse bhejne wale ka swayam Mahadev bhi kuch nahi bigad sakte hain. Junk mail amar hai.
Arjun : Hey Narayan ! Abhi mere saare fande
clear ho gaye hain. Yashoda nandan aapne meree
aankhe khol dee, nahin to mein is mohmaya mein
pad ker saree junk mail hud hee padh leta.
..............MAHAAABHAAAAARAT............
The guy said "I don't have a computer, leave alone an email address". The HR then informed him that without email address he virtually does not exist, so Microsoft cannot employ him.
Disappointed, he left the building. He had only $10 in his pocket.
He then went to a nearby market and bought 10Kg of potatoes. Then he went to the neigbourhood and sold the potatos door to door. After two hours, he managed to sell all the potatoes at 100% profit. He repeated the exercise again and each times he gained 100% profit thus doubling his capital.
He realized he can survive this way.
He seriously got involved in this business. With some variety of commodities(creativity) plus hard work he managed to expand his business.
He then bought a car for distributing the stuff. Within 5 years, his business become a giant door-to-door market service wherein people could buy fresh vegies and fruits at their doorstep.
The guy then started to think about his future and his family. He wanted to buy an insurance for himself, so he called on an insurance agent. After sales agreement, the insurance agent asked the guy,his email address for future contacts.
He replied "I don't have a computer, leave alone an email address".
The insurance agent then said "That's very pathetic. You own a giant business, but yet do not have an email address. Imagine what you can do if you have a computer and an email address".
The man answered "I would have been a Microsoft's cleaning service guy".
Lessons to learn:
1. Without Internet or email, you still can survive and become a millionaire if you work hard.
2. You need an email address if you want to work in Microsoft.
3. Because you received this email, there is a higher chance that you become a cleaner rather than a millionaire.
Arjun being disillusioned & Krishna trying to clear that
disillusionment...
Krishna : Apne se badon ke email ka aadar samman
karna seekho, Arjun.
Arjun : Main apne hi kul ke aadarniya logon ko JUNK
EMAIL kaise bhej sakta hoon, Vasudev ?
Krishna : Is samay yeh tumhare mitra ya shatru nahi
hain Paarth. Vey kreview mail-users hain. Isliye Net-dharm ka paalan karo. Login karo our bhejo junk mail by the dozen
yahi tumhara kartavya hai aur yahee tumhara dharm hai.
Arjun : Hey Muraree! ise dekh kar to lagata hai mein
software industry hee chhod doon.
Krishna : Vats tum mohmaya mein fass gaye ho. Is
jagat mein na koi tumhara hai, na tum kisi ke ho. tum se
pahle bhee ye junk mail thee or tumhare baad bhee rahegee. Is mohmaya se ooper utho, karm karo. Dhanadhan junk mail bhejo.
Arjun : Kintu, iska parinam kya hoga, hey Devaki nandan ?
Krishna : Vijay ya parajay tumhare vash mein nahi hai.
Issliye parinam ke bare mien sochna band kar do. Tumhe Guru Dronacharya ne junk-shastra ki siksha dee hai use nasht mat hone do...
Arjun : Hey Keshav, Junk mail ka system se kya connection hai ?
Krishna : Junk mail junk mail hi hai, iska hardware se koi naata nahin. Haan yeh alag baat hain ki woh System ko overload kardeta hain.. Disk bhar deta hain.. Tumhara kaam iske baarein mein sochna nahin hain..Jis tarah se aatma ek sharir ko chod kar doosre mein pravesh karti hai,usi tarah se junk mail bhi system to system travel karta hai.
Arjun : Junk mail ki paribhasha kya hai?
Krishna : Isse na agni jala sakti hai, na varun bhiga
sakti hai, na hi yeh jeeta ja sakta hai na hi haaraya ja sakta hai. Isse bhejne wale ka swayam Mahadev bhi kuch nahi bigad sakte hain. Junk mail amar hai.
Arjun : Hey Narayan ! Abhi mere saare fande
clear ho gaye hain. Yashoda nandan aapne meree
aankhe khol dee, nahin to mein is mohmaya mein
pad ker saree junk mail hud hee padh leta.
..............MAHAAABHAAAAARAT............
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